Whiskey, Wellness, and Wisdom

with Matthew Bachman

Matthew Bachman

I was working my first job at Wal-Mart in the hardware department when my assistant manager called on me saying, “Bachman-Turner Overdrive!” I merely laughed the comment off and asked what he needed. The next day he called me that again, and then again after that. Being quite perplexed, I eventually asked him, “Why do you call me that?”

“You know, the band. Any relationship?”

“No,” I said. I was a bit ashamed to say it, but I had no idea who the band even was. I was very familiar with the famous people having my last name. There was Bachman Pretzels and of course Stephen King’s pen name, Richard Bachman; I even toyed with the idea having my pen name being Dick King.

King of the Dicks
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Don’t get me wrong, it’d be pretty awesome to be able to claim relationship to Randy Bachman. Almost as awesome as being related to the king of horror. I am just another Matthew named after one of the gospels with a very German last name. Despite the fame of Richard Bachman and Bachman-Turner Overdrive, I’ve still suffered through a lifetime of people mispronouncing my last name or misspelling it.

I have no relationship to Michele Bachmann, either.

One thought on “No, I am Not Related to Randy Bachman of Bachman-Turner Overdrive

  1. Writing from the UK, I’d say Dick King is a terrible pen name and you did well to avoid it! Funny how names can connect us with people we’ll never meet though.

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